• Close? I’ve already arrived.

  • If the wind hadn’t done it first, I would have. Filth.

  • Borg Ben

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  • This served as both a cup and a warning…

  • 🍪 Biscuit gentrification

  • Product request: Combined lawn mower and hair dryer for weekends it keeps raining overnight.

  • 👍 This is jolly handy: staticmapmaker.com

  • What’s noiser than one toddler when you’re trying to work? Two toddlers FaceTiming… 💆‍♂️

  • Learned to make fancy booze. Drank fancy booze. Forgot how to make fancy booze.

  • Trying out TypeKit fonts on my micro.blog with new Javascript-free option.

  • I have a clarification question…

  • This Kia rental plays a feel-good jingle as you turn it off. Feel like I’ve completed a minor side-quest.

  • Fixing this Mac’s got a bit out of hand… Sorry Internet we’ll have you back up in no time.

  • A complete lie… Not a PowerPoint slide to be seen between the lot of them.

  • We’re out to see Thomas again. Fantastic day. #dayoutwiththomas

  • First-class company name punning.

  • Changing the car. Goodbye plastic Mustang. Hello something European (but probably not an S-Class or G-Wagon).

  • “Frozen toast”? America you hurt my brain.

  • Here ‘bout that job.

  • “Hello, I’d like to hire something disappointing from your ‘premium American vehicles’ range.” “Certainly sir, I have just the thing…”

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